No clue why Darth Vadar and some Storm Troopers are ringing the bell at the New York Stock Exchange but maybe it has something to do with our economy being crap.

Well not as hot as the Paris Hilton Carl’s Jr car wash commercial but it’s up there. Here’s Kim Kardashian putting her mouth to work to sell some salad’s for Carl’s Jr.

Nothing says Happy Holidays better than 2 SoCal Glamour Girls in bikinis licking lollipops!! Big thanks to Socal for sending over this video of Savannah and Nevaeh!!

Now the 2nd part of the Carmen Electra Sex Tape has been released…and no we don’t get to see Carmen Electra get naked nor do we see her get banged out.

So some stilt walker is trying to do his thing and make a buck and then he makes the bad move of dancing with some little kid in the crowd.

Guys beware. If you have a hot girlfriend and you show her more attention than your Xbox she may go nuts and smash your Xbox to pieces.

Why is this the Pre-Sex Tape…well because there’s no fucking way that this is the only video of the night. Carmen Electra makes out with some girl all while some lucky guy gets to shoot video.

Okay, from now on whenever I see a story about a kid flying away in a balloon or see some cheerleader crip walking down the sidewalk after getting a flu shot I’m going to go with my first instinct of BS.

This girl gets elbowed in the stomach and then all hell breaks loose.

You’ve probably seen them do “Thriller” well here are the prisoners doing Queen!

Yes it was a woman driver…trying to park in a fitness center parking lot. My guess is she was on the phone and her foot slipped, she has since been charged for being retarded.

Guy drives forklift, looses control, smashes into shelves which causes the domino effect of everything coming down on him and a co-worker…total damages estimates to the cost of $150,000.