Twister is one of those games that’s fun as a kid but a hell of alot more fun when you are older and it involves half naked girls. Throw in some alcohol and a game of twister has all the elements of a full blown Girl on Girl fantasy fest that you’ve only imagined in your dreams.
What do you get when your daddy is Lorenzo Lamas and your ex-Step Mom is Shauna Sands? Well you may end up with a Shayne Lamas who at 22 seems ready to give the world a peek at what’s up her skirt. Shayne Lamas is an attractive girl but consider you have to get naked to get some attention I give this girl a year or 2 before we either see a sex tape, upskirt with no panties or a Playboy appearance. Of course I will not hold her back from fulfilling her dreams.
Mariah Carey on a beach doing her best Free Willy impression. Pretty face…meh okay. Great body…yea not so much. I guess by talking bad about Mariah I will now get assassinated by Nick Cannon…luckily for me his assaults come in the form of rapping in which I can fart better tunes and spit better lyrics than he can so no worries!
Okay, from now on whenever I see a story about a kid flying away in a balloon or see some cheerleader crip walking down the sidewalk after getting a flu shot I’m going to go with my first instinct of BS.
If anyone can tell me how this woman went from mumbling and shaking to now being able to talk to us again I’m all ears.
This girl gets elbowed in the stomach and then all hell breaks loose. She’s punching, doing bad tackles, pulling hair, kicking people, throwing other girls around etc. in other words, if for some reason you went to watch a woman’s soccer match, this was the match to be at.
Man I used to think Britney Spears was a little hottie when she first came out. Then again she was still in her prime and this was way before she pumped out some kids. I highly doubt Britney Spears breast fed any of her kids so there should really be no reason for her nips to sag like they been sucked on by baby llamas some quick surgery can get those babies pointing the right direction!